The Welcome-O-Matic

A hallway stretches itself out, covering your entire field of vision, no matter how inconsiderate you might find this intrusion into your life and eyesight. With no choice but to follow it, you walk down its seeming endlessness. Congratulations! You've just entered Printer Error 123. Enjoy your stay. You're welcome here for as long as you wish. You can take a dip in the sink if you need to wash up and the couch is always open to sleep, though it is a little lumpy and I did promise it to the Chupacabra for tonight, but tomorrow it should be free. Relax and have a good time as you take what you need, everything is free, and try slipping into something more comfortable. May I recommend a meditative state of sonic density?